Would I relish piercing straight through the chests of my fallen opponents in my stilettos like their skin tissue was wrapping paper? Yes. As I result, I do not think it is fair for me to comment on those who did. (You were also, most of the time, me).Īs a young boy with semi-problematic opinions on how effective an angular-breasted assassin in heels would be in a street brawl, I can't say I ever played as either Nina or Anna Williams. If you picked Hwoarang you were a champion.
Once you had properly learned how to utilise his full array of kicks you could basically just juggle your opponent in the air by booting them repeatedly.Įven better, once you mastered switching his stance you were practically unbeatable due to his otherworldly combination of range and speed. Or more specifically, he was my boy, a ripped, ginger biker/cowboy/taekwondo prodigy who could basically kick the skin off his opponents' face. Pick someone else you loser or we're not playing. It is small-time, vapid behaviour and I simply will not stand for it. It's like choosing Mario in Smash Bros. It's like being James Bond in a multiplayer game on GoldenEye. Picking Jin is like playing Crash Team Racing as Crash. He is on the fucking box you fucking prick. My god I'd do it again in an instant.Īs much time as I do have for Jin's trousers, the flamiest tracky bottoms in the known universe, picking to fight as him is just evidence of a complete lack of imagination. I have picked Eddy Gordo on many occasions in the past and helicopter-kicked friends to death until they, enraged, threw their controller at my head and do you know something? I'm not proud of it. Whilst picking him doesn't necessarily make you a bad person, it also does, in a way, definitely make you a bad person. And not even being able to lay a finger on him. There is nothing more frustrating in the entire world than being dance-battered to death by a character that looked like the above, one of those weird paddleboard instructor lads who has lived in a hostel for the last several years of their life, and not being able to stop it. With Gordo's unique capoeira stylings, which were basically impossible to stop if you didn't know what you were doing (and very, very easy to stop if you did, which made it funnier somehow) and mostly involved him standing on his hands and spin-kicking you in the head ad infinitum, you could properly get under somebody's skin.
The slightly longer answer: Eddy Gordo a.k.a The Drip King was the single Tekken character with the greatest capacity for shithousery by abusing the same moves over and over and over again and he was, therefore, also the best Tekken character. They both duke it out during the competition but it is unknown who remained victorious.Wario is officially the best character to use in Mario Kart READ MORE Yoshimitsu was hot on his trail because of the killing of lab workers and mess Bryan made out of the lab when he left. In Tekken 5Īfter waking up and gaining his new upgrades, Bryan wanted to test them out at the new tournament. Bryan complies to this and enters a deep year long sleep. After winning the Iron Fist tournament, he finds himself meeting up with Boskonovitch, his creators enemy, who tells him he can make him as strong as he wishes. He entered the newest tournament to get what he needed, and he was also more powerful than before because of his body filled with rage. Bryan grew to hate both, although he needed his creator to give him a new mechanized body. Doctor Abel had discarded Bryan and the Zaibatsu had gotten rid of Abel. In Tekken 4īryan notices that his lifespan is depleting and needs a new energy source to stay alive. As a cyborg, Abel sent him to scout out and kill Yoshimitsu, a fighter that had strong ties to Abel’s competitor, Doctor Boskonovitch. He wished to create a cyborg army and thought recreating Bryan as an animated corpse with cyborg parts would be his first big breakthrough.īefore Bryan Fury was killed, he was known as a clever cop who tracked down many drug lords, but according to detective Lei Wulong, Bryan was taking some of the drugs himself. Bryan’s dead body was retrieved by Doctor Abel, an old decrepit scientist who was well known in the underground world for his odd and somewhat evil experiments. He was once an officer of an international organization who was killed in a shoot out at Hong Kong. His official profile states that he is part man, part machine, and part zombie. Bryan does not really have much character development but his story and appearance has been based on Roy Batty from Blade Runner and as well as the Terminator. He was said to have replaced another kick boxer character, Bruce Irvin, so they both have similar moves, with Bryan having more punches.
Bryan Fury is a somewhat villainous character that has been in the Tekken series since the third game.